Jenn (duckling_smith) wrote,

Lilypie Baby Ticker
Okay, let's see if I can get this bitch to work today.
No matter what things happen to me, no matter how great they seem, I can't help but still be a little disappointed.
I am trying to look at all of the things that have been happening to be as blessings. Like the pregnancy thing. I always planned to have a baby, so it was going to happen eventualy. My friend Ashley has been trying to get pregnant and can't, she would kill to be in my shoes.
This just isn't HOW I thought it would happen. You know, I thought I would be married first. At least Justin did ask me to marry him before he knocked me up, other wise I would be wondering if that was the only reason why. I thought I would have my own place, instead of living in the spare room in his sister's basment.
And, it's not that I have a bad job, I just don't have my dream job. And I'm not talking about my dream dream job (actress), I'm talking about my realistic dream job (teacher). I was going to start back to school this January, but now it is going to be SO hard.
To make matters worse, I keep seeing all of these people I went ot highschool with, doing great. And, I know I'm being a whiney bitch, I am jealous. I wish my life had turned out a little more like I had planned.
But I need to quit. The last thing I want is my baby thinking it was a mistake or an accident. I won't go into the details, but it was no accident. Justin just managed to talk me into it. I will do my best to make my baby's life amazing. If I have to make sacrifices I will. I'll be loving and giving. And I will try not to be bitter about the morning sickness and labor pains she causes me.

Take the first letter of your first name:

A - I fucked
B - I have
C - I need
D - I sucked
E - I gave head to
F - I got wet n wild with
G - I tasted
H - I played
I - I swallowed down
J - I blew
K - I got down and dirty with
L - I loved
M - I hated
N - I was desperate for
O - I ordered
P - I partied with
Q - I had quickie with
R - I got rowdy with
S - I sold
T - I turned on
U - I gave birth to
V - I stripped for
W - I milked
X - I gave hand to
Y - I aroused
Z - I sold

Take the last letter in your last name:

A - a hobo
B - a male stripper
C - a cat
D - a pencil
E - a naked statue
F - a firefighter
G - a goat
H - a MILF
I - a bastard
J - a male prostitute
K - a clock
L - an adult toy
M - a Louis Vuitton bag
N - a whore
O - a DILF
P - a pimp
Q - a quarter
R - a pornstar
S - a slut
T - a nerd
U - a stuft animal
V - a bitch
W - an ugly fat kid
X - a cheerleader
Y - a gay guy
Z - a pyromaniac

Now take your middle initial (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):

A - and I enjoyed it
B - for a one night stand
C - for money
D - so I could hookup with a jock
E - and I got banged after
F - for a water bra
G - for a cherry flavored condom
H - so I could get a nose job
I - for a vacation
J - for birth control
K - for a shopping spree
L - so people would talk about me
M - and it was hot
N - so I could get butt implants
O - for sex
P - so I could go around naked
Q - all for lust
R - just for the attention
S - for love
T - so I could be sexy
U - all for a fat kid
V - and i hated it
W - all for pleasure
X - so I could get a boob job
Y - for lube
Z - all for a hot guy
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